i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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