please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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