He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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