i think my tv is drunk
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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