The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we're making bets on your personal life
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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