would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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