I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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