The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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