Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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