Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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