The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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