I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
