office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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