You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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