it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
