Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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