I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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