I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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