Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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