don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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