Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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