it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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