did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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