Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Your mouth is God's brothel.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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