So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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