Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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