Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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