god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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