Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize