A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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