I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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