He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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