Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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