I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
