he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's rum buckets o'clock
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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