Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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