Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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