I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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