you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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