To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
don't judge my taste in strippers
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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