So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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