i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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