My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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