Grow some girl-balls and come out already
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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