My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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