someone get that fucking seahorse.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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