yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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