big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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