I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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