He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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