why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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