The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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