All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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